Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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