i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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