: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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