David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize