The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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