I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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