So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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