How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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