The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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