stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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