I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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