we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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