So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
