just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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