Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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