I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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