ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
he shaved USA in his pubs
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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