I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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