she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
