I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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