We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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