Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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