I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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