Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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