carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We have so much sex to catch up on
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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