once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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