So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Terrible idea I love it
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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