oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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