I cockslap morals
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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