literally had 100 drinks last night.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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