Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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