I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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