I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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