he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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