Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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