whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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