Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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