Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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