I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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