I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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