Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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