All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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