How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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