the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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