this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm at about main and main street
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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