got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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