This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
