why didn't you poke me back
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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