I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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