Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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