She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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