He is such a slut. More and more my type.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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