dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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