What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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