her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize