If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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