Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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