a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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